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I used to think vegan crockpot recipes were lazy. Not simple. Lazy. Every recipe felt like someone threw vegetables into

I used to avoid vegan chocolate chips. Not casually. Deliberately. They melted into nothing.Or refused to melt at all.Or tasted

I used to distrust vegan waffles. Too dense.Too pale.Too soft to deserve the word waffle. Every recipe promised “light and fluffy”and

I used to avoid vegan pumpkin pie. Too loose.Too wet in the center.Too heavy on coconut. Every recipe promised “just like

I used to avoid vegan pepperoni. Too soft.Too rubbery.Too dependent on liquid smoke. Every recipe promised “just like the real thing”and

I used to avoid vegan green bean casserole. Too watery.Too bland.Too dependent on canned soup substitutes. Every version claimed to be

I used to think vegan soups were boring. Too watery.Too bland.Too dependent on cream substitutes. Every recipe promised “rich and hearty”and most

I used to think vegan ricotta was always a compromise. It was either too dry, too grainy, or weirdly sweet. Some versions tried too hard

I used to think vegan oyster sauce was always trying too hard. It was either too sweet, too salty, or oddly flat.

I used to think vegan cheesecake was something you tolerated. Not something you looked forward to. It always seemed close,